Favourite One-liners Volume 8 (Russian student edition)

2020

“It can be hard to kill someone without a lot of people knowing.”

AS, Dubai

2021

“Don’t worry, Jen. We’ll all be breaking bad soon.”
“You wanted to be used!”
“Do you know what they were going to do to you if you hadn’t gone into the Church?”


GR, Israel

“You did it because you’re jenlovestrees!”
“Don’t be so conservative, Jen!”
(Since most of the Diocese staff knew I am a progressive person, this comment was bizarre.)

DS, Ottawa

“They’re erasing history!”
“People are being charged with criminal harassment!”
“We need more freedom fighters!


AK, Germany

As with everything else, the context and past relationship is critical to understanding what these phrases meant, or how I interpreted them. And as far as I know, police are not interested in context.


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